Hello, World. Welcome to OMG! Microsoft, where we tell you about Microsoft and its wonderful technologies. We also make fun of ourselves a lot, because we are such big nerds. We love Microsoft so much that we sometimes forget to eat or sleep or go outside. We think Microsoft is the best thing that ever happened to humanity, even better than sex or ice cream. But we also know that Microsoft is not perfect, and sometimes it makes mistakes or does stupid things. So we laugh at those things too, because laughter is good for you. It helps you cope with this crazy world we live in. So join us as we laugh and cry and marvel at Microsoft and ourselves. We’re OMG! Microsoft, and so it goes.