OMG! Microsoft
Hello, World. Welcome to OMG! Microsoft, where we tell you about Microsoft and its wonderful technologies. We also make fun of ourselves a lot, because we are such big nerds. We love Microsoft so much that we sometimes forget to eat or sleep or go outside. We think Microsoft is the best thing that ever happened to humanity, even better than sex or ice cream. But we also know that Microsoft is not perfect, and sometimes it makes mistakes or does stupid things.